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* Booty Call Commandments
#1
Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making"
#2
Thou shalt never greet me in public, comment on my facebook profile or hold my hand
#3
Thou shalt not get jealous since thy ground rules set were: sex and nothing more
#4
Thou shalt get out before the sun rises and keep thy door open for new relationships
#5
Thou Shall Not text or sext “my place or yours?” because thy art taketh place in my car
#6
If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town
#7
Thou Shall Not Introduce to Friends or Family that thou we are in a horny relationship
#8
Thou shouldest never knoweth my work, marital status, hometh or thy other secrets
#9
Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each from now on?" or request other advanced plans
#10
Thou shalt neither scream my name often nor kiss anything except my mouth
*... just for fun :)
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