* Booty Call Commandments


Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making"


Thou shalt never greet me in public, comment on my facebook profile or hold my hand


Thou shalt not get jealous since thy ground rules set were: sex and nothing more


Thou shalt get out before the sun rises and keep thy door open for new relationships


Thou Shall Not text or sext “my place or yours?” because thy art taketh place in my car


If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town


Thou Shall Not Introduce to Friends or Family that thou we are in a horny relationship


Thou shouldest never knoweth my work, marital status, hometh or thy other secrets


Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each from now on?" or request other advanced plans


Thou shalt neither scream my name often nor kiss anything except my mouth

*... just for fun :)

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