#1

Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making"

#2

Thou shalt never greet me in public, comment on my facebook profile or hold my hand

#3

Thou shalt not get jealous since thy ground rules set were: sex and nothing more

#4

Thou shalt get out before the sun rises and keep thy door open for new relationships

#5

Thou Shall Not text or sext “my place or yours?” because thy art taketh place in my car

#6

If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town

#7

Thou Shall Not Introduce to Friends or Family that thou we are in a horny relationship

#8

Thou shouldest never knoweth my work, marital status, hometh or thy other secrets

#9

Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each from now on?" or request other advanced plans

#10

Thou shalt neither scream my name often nor kiss anything except my mouth